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	<description>Personal blog of Brad "Otis" Willis, writer, traveler, amateur photographer, and family man</description>
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		<title>By: Da Goddess</title>
		<link>http://www.rapideyereality.com/archives/2008/05/02/bad-seo-bad/comment-page-1/#comment-2495</link>
		<dc:creator>Da Goddess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 09:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you just reminded me -- I need to write about my breasts again if I ever hope to bring my stats up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you just reminded me &#8212; I need to write about my breasts again if I ever hope to bring my stats up.</p>
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		<title>By: andy</title>
		<link>http://www.rapideyereality.com/archives/2008/05/02/bad-seo-bad/comment-page-1/#comment-2363</link>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Firstly MGM get your own blog cause no one cares here and if they do they have too much time to kill.

Ok AND Otis you chat a lot of shit mate. your actually talking about Black Hat SEO. gambelling and porna re very hard to do seo on as these sites are penalized by google.

regular sites such as mine and yours SEO is an hour each working day to maintain positions and progress other keywords..

i have no idea why you think its bad but most of this page is bolloks .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Firstly MGM get your own blog cause no one cares here and if they do they have too much time to kill.</p>
<p>Ok AND Otis you chat a lot of shit mate. your actually talking about Black Hat SEO. gambelling and porna re very hard to do seo on as these sites are penalized by google.</p>
<p>regular sites such as mine and yours SEO is an hour each working day to maintain positions and progress other keywords..</p>
<p>i have no idea why you think its bad but most of this page is bolloks .</p>
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		<title>By: MGM</title>
		<link>http://www.rapideyereality.com/archives/2008/05/02/bad-seo-bad/comment-page-1/#comment-2352</link>
		<dc:creator>MGM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 03:32:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>joaquinochoa,

it&#039;s all a ruse. i&#039;m just some creepy internet stalker chick dragging otis&#039; skeletons out of his closet for him. 

no really. he knows i&#039;m a regular reader and have been for four years. he invited me here personally (though he may be sorry about that now).

otis didn&#039;t actually ruin the romance for me until i read the actual entry he linked in this post about four years ago. there are a couple posts from long ago in which i think he anonymously references me. i may be naive, but i still think he was into me...even on &quot;that&quot; night. otis was a gem. apparently the &quot;dark days&quot; of otis came a few years later. we lost touch except for a brief visit when we were both in college.  and then we lost touch again.

i would have been crushed if i had known that night that he was ogling robyn&#039;s breasts even though he was supposed to be exclusively committed to me. fourteen years later, however, i think i can handle it.

alas, we were young and stupid. some of us young (he was a sophomore that year, and i was a senior), and some of us stupid (just kidding).

hey, it was a long time ago. we only dated for a few months. i do think otis was sincere when he was with me. he accepted my senior key, after all. then i went off to college and turned a little wild and bohemian and otis&#039; mom told him she thought i looked weird after that. otis hadn&#039;t yet entered the wild and bohemian life, which apparently he caught up to later. 

sometime in the middle of all this, otis dumped me--right before his high school homecoming dance, which he had invited me to. i was coming down from college in st. louis for it. on top of that, he dumped me for a FRESHMAN! bah! i was devastated. i had been spending all my quarters that were supposed to go into the dorm washing machines on long distance phone calls to him (hey, that was long before cell phones were common place and back when you needed a wheelbarrow to carry them around anyway).

oh well...if he hadn&#039;t dumped me then he would have eventually dumped me for the chick he started banging in her mauve bedroom in her parents&#039; house. i never liked that girl. i believe she lived right around the corner from where i had lived before i went away from college, which is kind of weird. anyway,  i still wasn&#039;t that kind of girl. at least not until the end of my first year of college.

besides, he now has mrs. otis, whom i consider my own personal friend even though i&#039;ve never met her outside of blogger. and anyway, mrs. otis is waaaaaaaaay cooler than i am. and if otis had been with mrs. otis that night fourteen years ago, he probably wouldn&#039;t have been ogling robyn&#039;s breasts that night in the first place.

now if otis had been into butts, well, i may have been able to give robyn some competition. at least according to the &quot;butt men&quot; i dated in the years that followed.

i had the good fortune of knowing otis in those young and tender years. we were both aspiring writers under the tutelage of the same high school creative writing teacher. we lost touch during those &quot;dark years&quot; he describes that came later. but apparently he came back around to his good character and good senses. it appears that he is an awesome husband and dad now, and i have to believe that if he were checking out some other woman&#039;s breasts while he was on a date with mrs. otis, that he would never never never post about it on his blog.

otis, i hope this is all in good fun and i haven&#039;t offended you by sharing memories from back in the day....if i have, well then just tell everyone i&#039;m some crazy internet chick who is stalking you. i&#039;m sure everyone will believe you over me anyway.

peace!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>joaquinochoa,</p>
<p>it&#8217;s all a ruse. i&#8217;m just some creepy internet stalker chick dragging otis&#8217; skeletons out of his closet for him. </p>
<p>no really. he knows i&#8217;m a regular reader and have been for four years. he invited me here personally (though he may be sorry about that now).</p>
<p>otis didn&#8217;t actually ruin the romance for me until i read the actual entry he linked in this post about four years ago. there are a couple posts from long ago in which i think he anonymously references me. i may be naive, but i still think he was into me&#8230;even on &#8220;that&#8221; night. otis was a gem. apparently the &#8220;dark days&#8221; of otis came a few years later. we lost touch except for a brief visit when we were both in college.  and then we lost touch again.</p>
<p>i would have been crushed if i had known that night that he was ogling robyn&#8217;s breasts even though he was supposed to be exclusively committed to me. fourteen years later, however, i think i can handle it.</p>
<p>alas, we were young and stupid. some of us young (he was a sophomore that year, and i was a senior), and some of us stupid (just kidding).</p>
<p>hey, it was a long time ago. we only dated for a few months. i do think otis was sincere when he was with me. he accepted my senior key, after all. then i went off to college and turned a little wild and bohemian and otis&#8217; mom told him she thought i looked weird after that. otis hadn&#8217;t yet entered the wild and bohemian life, which apparently he caught up to later. </p>
<p>sometime in the middle of all this, otis dumped me&#8211;right before his high school homecoming dance, which he had invited me to. i was coming down from college in st. louis for it. on top of that, he dumped me for a FRESHMAN! bah! i was devastated. i had been spending all my quarters that were supposed to go into the dorm washing machines on long distance phone calls to him (hey, that was long before cell phones were common place and back when you needed a wheelbarrow to carry them around anyway).</p>
<p>oh well&#8230;if he hadn&#8217;t dumped me then he would have eventually dumped me for the chick he started banging in her mauve bedroom in her parents&#8217; house. i never liked that girl. i believe she lived right around the corner from where i had lived before i went away from college, which is kind of weird. anyway,  i still wasn&#8217;t that kind of girl. at least not until the end of my first year of college.</p>
<p>besides, he now has mrs. otis, whom i consider my own personal friend even though i&#8217;ve never met her outside of blogger. and anyway, mrs. otis is waaaaaaaaay cooler than i am. and if otis had been with mrs. otis that night fourteen years ago, he probably wouldn&#8217;t have been ogling robyn&#8217;s breasts that night in the first place.</p>
<p>now if otis had been into butts, well, i may have been able to give robyn some competition. at least according to the &#8220;butt men&#8221; i dated in the years that followed.</p>
<p>i had the good fortune of knowing otis in those young and tender years. we were both aspiring writers under the tutelage of the same high school creative writing teacher. we lost touch during those &#8220;dark years&#8221; he describes that came later. but apparently he came back around to his good character and good senses. it appears that he is an awesome husband and dad now, and i have to believe that if he were checking out some other woman&#8217;s breasts while he was on a date with mrs. otis, that he would never never never post about it on his blog.</p>
<p>otis, i hope this is all in good fun and i haven&#8217;t offended you by sharing memories from back in the day&#8230;.if i have, well then just tell everyone i&#8217;m some crazy internet chick who is stalking you. i&#8217;m sure everyone will believe you over me anyway.</p>
<p>peace!</p>
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		<title>By: joaquinochoa</title>
		<link>http://www.rapideyereality.com/archives/2008/05/02/bad-seo-bad/comment-page-1/#comment-2339</link>
		<dc:creator>joaquinochoa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow...WTF?  Who is MGM?  I&#039;m all mixed up?  Do you know MGM, Otis?  Please don&#039;t tell me that you ruined the romance for this girl on her special night.  I&#039;m still mixed up...explain please.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;WTF?  Who is MGM?  I&#8217;m all mixed up?  Do you know MGM, Otis?  Please don&#8217;t tell me that you ruined the romance for this girl on her special night.  I&#8217;m still mixed up&#8230;explain please.</p>
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		<title>By: Buckeyetimmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buckeyetimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 23:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get up&#039;pa
......get on up
grab a flow-wah
......get on up
you gave it to her
......get on up
so romantic
......get on up
Get up&#039;pa
......get on up
ya horny dog
......get on up
so busted
......get on up
so busted
......get on up
MGM&#039;ah
......get on up
MGM&#039;ah
......get on up
Get up&#039;pa
......get on up
Get up&#039;pa
......get on up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get up&#8217;pa<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
grab a flow-wah<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
you gave it to her<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
so romantic<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
Get up&#8217;pa<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
ya horny dog<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
so busted<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
so busted<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
MGM&#8217;ah<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
MGM&#8217;ah<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
Get up&#8217;pa<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up<br />
Get up&#8217;pa<br />
&#8230;&#8230;get on up</p>
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		<title>By: MGM</title>
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		<dc:creator>MGM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 04:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, well...as the first girl you &quot;spent the night with,&quot; I was pretty naive that I never noticed that while you were with me, you were busy groping Robyn with your eyes. I note she got a whole lotta words in this &quot;memorable&quot; moment of yours. I, however, got the mere reference of being the girl you were with...the one who apparently DIDN&#039;T turn your head. Which leaves me wondering why you were with me at all? &quot;Spending the night together&quot; amounted to some making out, but unlike Robyn, I wasn&#039;t THAT kind of girl. On second thought, no wonder you were lusting after her.

I always thought I had big hair. Alas, Robyn&#039;s was bigger. Oh, wait...it wasn&#039;t her hair you were looking at? Perhaps it was something else that was bigger than mine?

The really sucky part about your own description of this memory is that I remember the night fairly well, but the thing that stuck the most with me about this experience was the next morning when you were taking me home in the convertible Cougar. The top was down and Spring was in the air. Out of the clear blue, and with no warning, you pulled the Cougar over to the shoulder, jumped out of the car, and picked a flower for me. Then you said something totally sappy as you presented it to me. I thought you were totally romantic, but the truth is you were just a horny little bastard perhaps feeling a bit guilty about your wanderlust, eh?

I&#039;m just giving you a hard time (no pun intended, because obviously it was ROBYN who gave you the &quot;hard&quot; time and not me). I actually read this post about four years ago. 

Honestly, I&#039;m amused at your recounting of the event, and your confession about Robyn. I just had to give you some crap about it.  And yet, I must say that hearing what was really going on in your head that night kinda ruins my own memory of the experience. 

Teenage boys most DEFINITELY think differently than teenage girls. 

(BTW, do you ever wish you never gave the web address for this blog?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, well&#8230;as the first girl you &#8220;spent the night with,&#8221; I was pretty naive that I never noticed that while you were with me, you were busy groping Robyn with your eyes. I note she got a whole lotta words in this &#8220;memorable&#8221; moment of yours. I, however, got the mere reference of being the girl you were with&#8230;the one who apparently DIDN&#8217;T turn your head. Which leaves me wondering why you were with me at all? &#8220;Spending the night together&#8221; amounted to some making out, but unlike Robyn, I wasn&#8217;t THAT kind of girl. On second thought, no wonder you were lusting after her.</p>
<p>I always thought I had big hair. Alas, Robyn&#8217;s was bigger. Oh, wait&#8230;it wasn&#8217;t her hair you were looking at? Perhaps it was something else that was bigger than mine?</p>
<p>The really sucky part about your own description of this memory is that I remember the night fairly well, but the thing that stuck the most with me about this experience was the next morning when you were taking me home in the convertible Cougar. The top was down and Spring was in the air. Out of the clear blue, and with no warning, you pulled the Cougar over to the shoulder, jumped out of the car, and picked a flower for me. Then you said something totally sappy as you presented it to me. I thought you were totally romantic, but the truth is you were just a horny little bastard perhaps feeling a bit guilty about your wanderlust, eh?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m just giving you a hard time (no pun intended, because obviously it was ROBYN who gave you the &#8220;hard&#8221; time and not me). I actually read this post about four years ago. </p>
<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m amused at your recounting of the event, and your confession about Robyn. I just had to give you some crap about it.  And yet, I must say that hearing what was really going on in your head that night kinda ruins my own memory of the experience. </p>
<p>Teenage boys most DEFINITELY think differently than teenage girls. </p>
<p>(BTW, do you ever wish you never gave the web address for this blog?)</p>
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		<title>By: KenP</title>
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		<dc:creator>KenP</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve given up on following that stuff but the searches were similar.  Being inventive with a dash of double meaning attracts a strange group.

Think of those who might have done a thoughtful piece on the recent suicide.  You throw in a few references to various indiscretions and you&#039;re a SEO&#039;s dream.  Doesn&#039;t get much sicker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve given up on following that stuff but the searches were similar.  Being inventive with a dash of double meaning attracts a strange group.</p>
<p>Think of those who might have done a thoughtful piece on the recent suicide.  You throw in a few references to various indiscretions and you&#8217;re a SEO&#8217;s dream.  Doesn&#8217;t get much sicker.</p>
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		<title>By: BG</title>
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		<dc:creator>BG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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