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By: Rapid Eye Reality’s 2008 superlatives | Rapid Eye Reality

Rapid Eye Reality’s 2008 superlatives | Rapid Eye Reality — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:46:50 +0000

[...] I love my kid. He’s, as we say in the poker world, the nuts. One day in August, though, he did something nearly made me lost my mind. It also happened to be the thing most of you found the funniest. Read it in Safeside Super Kid. [...]

By: susan

susan — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:32:57 +0000

“So, I sat on the edge of the coffee table and explained the whole “Boy Who Cried Wolf” thing. I further explained the whole “Daddy could accidentally end up in jail” thing. Before he was in bed, we were on the same page. Now, he’s asleep and dreaming of Safeside Superchick.”

Without ever meeting “the boy”, I can’t help but think, he’s asleep and dreaming of a better way to send Daddy to jail the next time things don’t go his way.

By: Da Goddess

Da Goddess — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:24:49 +0000

I laughed so hard I peed someone else’s pants.

First, even at almost 12, my son will occasionally decide he “can’t” finish his burger at the Mexican restaurant (or any other dining establishment).

Second, I so love your child for scaring you with his silliness. The fact that he has such a perverse sense of humor delights me to no end. You do realize this is only going to get worse as he gets older, right?

By: MGM

MGM — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:16:46 +0000

I’ll have to check out the “stranger danger” recommendation. I’ve been wondering what to do about my daughter, who engages strangers with complete indiscretion. This is the same child that I couldn’t peel off my body until she was 2 1/2 years old. Obviously my enmeshment with her did not make her anti-social. I used to want to peel her off me. Now I want to hold her a bit a closer.

And the bathroom thing….I’ve sooo been there!

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Friday Mental Massage: Prioritizing | Rapid Eye Reality — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:34:14 +0000

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By: KenP

KenP — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:58:29 +0000

Nice he’ll dream about superwatzits. I imagine most of his dreams include a super something. He should while he still has the power to place super powers on even inanimate objects.

You, of course, can dream about logs — mouse or otherwise. Seems a fitting transition to make from youth to ‘maturity’.

The wife will worshipfuly dream about the man of her constant thoughts as is her duty. Imagined improvements are allowed. Am guessing it won’t be quite the rotunding klutz and much closer to a Danielle Steele cover.

Sleep well, Fabiotis.

By: The Wife

The Wife — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:15:10 +0000

The part about having to go to the bathroom with your kid the second your food arrives struck a chord . . .

The rest of it? I just laughed until my stomach hurt. Imagining the pained look on your face as your son screams “This is not my dad . . . ”

I’m sorry . . . his defiance is prime blog material . . . !