Comments on: Los Angeles Douchebagicus

By: Rapid Eye Reality’s 2009 superlatives | Rapid Eye Reality

Rapid Eye Reality’s 2009 superlatives | Rapid Eye Reality — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:29:28 +0000

[...] Last year, a link to one story from Wil Wheaton made this superlative no contest. This year, a combination of big local interest and search engine traffic made the John Ludwig story the biggest for Rapid Eye Reality. The top two posts of the year were John Ludwig, a flying Maserati, and a dead man and John Ludwig: Murderer?. Coming in slightly behind were two from the general interest area: She showed me her no-penis and Los Angeles Douchebagicus. [...]

By: The Club Guy | Rapid Eye Reality

The Club Guy | Rapid Eye Reality — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:28:28 +0000

[...] stand. Just sitting and waiting. It’s not quite fish in a barrel, but when the club guys (aka Los Angeles Douchebagicus) begin their migration from the clubs and toward the DUI arrests and Rohypnol cage, they are a lot [...]

By: Friday Mental Massage: Facts edition | Rapid Eye Reality

Friday Mental Massage: Facts edition | Rapid Eye Reality — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:27:29 +0000

[...] “poo,” and one Jon and Kate headline. You are quickly becoming a feeding ground for Los Angeles Douchebagicus. Stop it. There’s not much left in cable news worth watching and you’re not [...]

By: Michael F.

Michael F. — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:42:41 +0000

You just made one of my friends from L.A. fall over on the floor and laugh out loud. Woot!

By: The Wife

The Wife — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:20:43 +0000

“midway through its evolution as a fully homosexual animal” . . .

classic.

I knew I loved reading you for a reason (and not just ’cause you have that dark, introspective cuteness about you)

By: Da Goddess

Da Goddess — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:27:15 +0000

And this is why I tend to stay south of L.A. Not that San Diego doesn’t have our fair share of Douchebagici, but since I live in the sticks, I don’t see as many as I might if I lived in certain other areas.

God help you avoid as may LADs while you’re in Vegas.

By: Astin

Astin — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:28:41 +0000

How are the LA Douchebags related to the New Jersey or Long Island D-Bags? Is there a common ancestry or are they independent evolutionary lines?

By: Betty Underground

Betty Underground — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:15:25 +0000

Genius. Pure genius.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:12:18 +0000

So true. The Palms = Mecca for L.A. Douchebags. You should avoid making eye contact with anyone on the 53rd floor. I’ve heard some pretty bad stuff about The Real World Suite. Zombie conversion stuff. Soylent Green kinda stuff.

By: franky5angel

franky5angel — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:03:17 +0000

Ok, still looking for the link to Slutae Withnoselfrespecticus. Which reminds me, we just started watching Californication through Netflix. I see a new book in the works. What’s the Midwest Douchebagicus look like/