Comments on: In case of emergency

By: change100

change100 — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:18:01 +0000

“If the claim results directly–and I’m quoting here–from “being an alcoholic,” then I am on my own.”

Then what the fuck good does this policy do for you anyway?

By: Short-Stacked Shamus

Short-Stacked Shamus — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:02:55 +0000

Reading this sent me to review my own benefits. Oh dear… it seems I have already been hijacked! My salary is my compensation!

By: Drizztdj

Drizztdj — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:02:20 +0000

I’d wonder though if you get hijacked on say the first leg of a round-trip to Peru for 20 days, what happens if your return to G-Vegas is met with pissed off Peruvan hammock salesman who hijacks the plane and you spend another 20 days drinking those little bottles of Wild Turkey while eating overly salted peanuts while he bargains the passengers for the 3 for 1 deal on his multicolored portable resting places?

Is this the same trip and are you out fifteen bucks when you relent and buy his wares plus a package of chiclets?

By: BG

BG — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:26:11 +0000

They don’t hate us because Alyssa Milano won’t return their phone calls – they hate us for our freedom.

By: KenP

KenP — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:09:40 +0000

Looks like the 50 is a CYA amount to get them off the hook. Do you get it if you’re drunk?

By: Mean Gene

Mean Gene — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:43:47 +0000

I may bring that policy up when my current contract expires. Seems the must-have perq among bloggers this season.