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    smock2After botching the call on last night’s kidnapping, I feel like I need to redeem myself with a sure thing. Thus, I offer you this fact:

    Greenville City Council member Diane Smock is not currently being held at gunpoint in London.

    Unfortunately, that’s not what her friends were hearing yesterday.

    It started yesterday when Smock’s Facebook account started displaying some pretty scary messages. The messages begged for help and said she was in trouble.

    Obviously, Smock’s friends were worried. Some of those people turned to the Facebook chat function where they learned Smock was in London, being held at gunpoint, and needed a money wire immediately. Obviously, it was not an ideal situation. Smock is apparently a frequent traveler and it would not be inconceivable that she could be in London.

    When Smock’s phone started ringing off the hook, she knew there was a problem, and it didn’t involve her immediate demise by a kidnapper’s gun. Turns out, her Facebook account had been hacked and somebody was using it in an attempt to fleece her Facebook friends. Smock ended up shutting down her account.

    I learned about this from our mutual friend Julie, who wrote later on her Facebook page, “As an elected official, she used Facebook to stay in touch with people and issues in the community. And, like the rest of us, she found lots of fun and laughter in reconnecting with old friends after many, many years of having no contact. It’s an even bigger shame that she never received any communication from Facebook about such despicable actions meant to incite fear and scam money.”

    It’s hard to believe this kind of hack is even worth the time for the hacker. Not many people are going to believe such a thing. Then again, the Nigerians seem to have something going with that e-mail scam, so maybe this is just the Web 2.0 version of the old Nigerian Prince thing. If you’re a Facebooker, you might wanna be careful with those passwords.

    As I am a Facebook user and frequent traveler to places where kidnappings aren’t necessarily uncommon, I do have a mild concern this kind of thing could end up scaring some of my friends. So, let’s make a deal. If I get kidnapped in Argentina next month, I won’t use Facebook to ask for my ransom money. Deal?

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    Mar
    11

    Camouflage and podcasts

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    My son is fascinated with the military. A few weeks back, we pulled into Aunt Sue’s, a country meat and three in Pickens County. A convoy of soldiers pulled in behind us. They ate quickly and returned to their weekend mission. As each one walked out, my son looked up from his mac and cheese and waved. To their credit, most of the soldiers waved back.

    It’s not uncommon to see convoys around these parts. We saw one just last weekend as we drove down I-26 toward Columbia. Most of the trucks were covered in the typical brown and green camouflage I always associated with the military. Because I’d never thought about it or bothered to do any research, I wrongly assumed all the green/brown combos were holdovers from the Vietnam era. I wondered aloud to a wife who generously feigned interest in my curiosity, “I wonder why most of the vehicles have switched over to desert camouflage. After all, that’s where a majority of our conflicts are being fought these days.” Then I wondered, perhaps a bit more ominously, if the vehicles were remaining in the green and brown for a different reason–maybe a conflict elsewhere in the world or even on American soil.

    As I sat down this morning with absolutely nothing about which to write (I am suffering a pretty painful dearth of anecdotes and Otis miscellany), I thought to research and write a bit about military camouflage. Yes, it’s gotten that desperate. As I started to research the subject, I discovered it was both as interesting as I’d hoped and completely boring as you might expect a paper on camouflage to be. I’d answered my question within a matter of minutes (see. U.S. Woodland for a quick answer).

    By the time I’d decided what I was writing would be no more than a rehash of a Wikipedia page, I thought, “Man, this would make a great Stuff You Should Know podcast.” No surprise, the website already has a report on the subject.

    I made it several years into my digital life before embracing the world of the podcast. I figured I spent enough time reading on and offline. When I went eyes-free (walking, hanging out in dark places, driving, etc), I generally listened to music. As my eyes-free time expanded recently, I started looking for other ways to fill my brain. Audio books were always kind to me. Back in the early days of my relationship with the wife, we lived eight hours apart for nearly a year. Every two weeks, I’d get off work in Jackson, MS at 6pm on a Friday and drive the eight hours to Columbia, MO where she was still in school. Before I left, I’d stop at Blockbuster and rent a few audio books. They were my friends on I-55 for a very long time. I downloaded a few audio books to my iPod at the end of 2008 and they started filling my recent void.

    So, a month or so back, a bunch of friends on Twitter made some recommendations and I set about downloading. Before long, I had hours of content that got me through several long drives and other eyes-free time. Among the shows I listen to on a regular basis (or at least as regularly as they update):

  • Coverville
  • NPR: Driveway Moments
  • PokerRoad Radio
  • The Ricky Gervais Podcast
  • Stephen Fry’s Podgrams
  • Stuff You Should Know
  • TEDtalks
  • This American Life
  • WNYC’s Radio Lab
  • It’s not enough. I need more. As I strive to spend less time in front of my computer, I have to keep my brain working. Podcasts seem to be the way to do it, at least for now.

    So, here’s where I go all Lazyweb on you and ask, “What are you listening to?”

    Categories : Computers, Entertainment
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    Feb
    04

    Spread this

    Posted by: otis | Comments (1)

    Yesterday, somebody I know told me, “One of my friends just sent me an e-mail saying the Greenville Police are now writing tickets, even if you are going less than 5 miles per hour over the speed limit!”

    I called “hoax” almost immediately. And it was, but one that had spread so quickly that two local TV stations had to do stories saying the e-mail hoax was, in fact, a hoax.

    What’s a little depressing about a hoax like that is that it took somewhere between little and no talent to launch. I appreciate a good hoax as much as anybody else, but it’s just lazy.

    I don’t mind people using the viral nature of the internet, as long as they are using a little talent in the original product. Here are three viral videos from YouTube. Of the three, you probably have seen one or two. If not, watch them all. You may not necessarily enjoy the content, but you can at least recognize the talent of the people behind it.

    #1–I’m pretty sure my wife won’t mind, but I’ve developed a small and surprisingly quick crush on Molly Lewis. I just saw this video this morning, but…well, a songwriting girl with a knack for the funny just hits me in the right spot.


    Molly Lewis’ Roadtrip

    #2–Naturally7 doing the viral video thing in a Paris subway makes me happy. I saw this video many months ago, but I still think it’s a great example of blatant viral video production that has enough talent behind it that I can look past the fact it is purely a marketing vehicle.

    #3–This one is the latest, but since it’s fairly freaking genius, I thought I’d include it anyway. It’s RevoLucian’s Christian Bale Remix. This is not at all my kind of music, but the talent it took to put it together cannot be denied. Oh, and as Bale’s on-set rant was certainly NSFW, so is the remix.

    Dec
    13

    Pardon our mess

    Posted by: otis | Comments (1)

    payphoneLast summer, the family and I drove up the mountain to Caesars Head. It’s little more than an outcropping of rock in Blue Ridge Mountains that looks vaguely like a face, but it’s a pretty well-known landmark around here and a decent place to go for a day hike. Off in the trees, I spotted something I barely even recognized before. A freaking pay phone. I wondered how many people in a given month used the thing. I put the number at less than ten and moved on.

    A few days ago, I got a random comment on random post on Rapid Eye Reality that said something to the effect of “You take some awesome pictures, but your site design could use some work.” For some reason, I focused on the latter part of the comment for the past several days. A lot like an old pay phone, the old version of RER had been around for long enough that I had forgotten how useless and clunky it was. Next thing you know, I’m deciding to and actually re-doing the face of Rapid Eye Reality.

    Things could be a bit messy around here for the next few days as I work out some kinks and play with some new designs on the top. Forgive the clutter. It’s part of a greater plan that has yet to be established.

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    Dec
    12

    Friday Mental Massage: The big purge

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    After three days of near-constant downpours, the sun has come out over G-Vegas. The sky is blue, the air is cool, and it feels exactly as a South Carolina December should. As you might have noticed, I took a few days away from blogging in an effort to remain as positive as possible during the holiday season. Now, I’m going to puke all over the screen and then get on with a holly, jolly holiday season.

  • WordPress 2.7The Fat Guy lamented yet another WordPress upgrade today. I was with him, as I just did the last upgrade two days ago. This time, though, despite a few hiccups, I was actually happy with what WordPress put out. I still agree the updates could come out less frequently, but with the automatic updater, I’m happy to see the improvements.
  • For want, not need–I’ve been feeling the need to treat myself in recent weeks. I haven’t bought any toys in a very long time. My computer is nearly two years old. My cell phone is nearly two years old. The biggest thing I’ve purchased for myself in recent memory was a cheap HDTV for the bedroom. So, although I’m not 100% today, I think I may go out and buy an iPhone. Merry Christmas, me.
  • The Griddler–I think The Griddler would be a great name for a villian in a comic strip. Regardless, I got one for my birthday. This thing is pretty cool, despite my inherent distaste for George Foreman type products. It is a combination panini press, contact grill, full indoor grill, and griddle. It actually folds out for double the surface area. I’ve used it a couple of times already for some quick grilled chicken and vegetables. It burned the hell out of me once, but otherwise is a pretty useful little product. And a villian.
  • Wish I was there–Somewhere between 70 and 80 percent of my friends are on our annual trip to Las Vegas right now. I couldn’t make it for a variety of reasons. Needless to say, I’m a bit envious and more than a little disappointed. To anyone there who might be reading this: Don’t call, don’t text, don’t tweet, and don’t whatever. I’m not picking up. I’m pretending this weekend doesn’t exist.
  • L’il help–Anyone out there have any good ideas on a good holiday volunteer gig or donation for a four-year-old? I’d sort of like to get my boy in the right frame of mind about the holidays and am looking for a good (and probably low-impact) way to get him thinking right.
  • Show me…South America!–Looks like I’ll be going to Chile next month. That will be my first jaunt into South America. It has to be lower impact that Mexico, right? Right?!
  • Resolved–I’ve spent many years not making resolutions for the new year. That is going to change this year. I actually have a mental list of things I’m going to do or not do in the year 2010 2009. Here’s a preview: after a several-year hiatus, the McDonalds boycott is back on, baby.
  • That oughta do for today. Hope everyone has a happy and healthy one. And to you SOBs in Vegas, a lucky one.

    Nov
    17

    DIY

    Posted by: otis | Comments (7)

    Last summer, I got it in my head that it might be time to stop identifying myself publicly with as narrow a scope as I had been. While my life and writing has revolved heavily around one particular niche, it’s not my life’s ambition to write about poker for the rest of my years. I’m okay with it for now and the foreseeable future, but there is going to be a time when writing about how ace-king beat queens just doesn’t massage my soul in a good way. The more I thought about it, I realized that other than this site, I only had one more personal online space and that site was based entirely on poker.

    Fast forward to last week when my buddy pinged me to tell me pokerpapers.com was down. I looked into it, and in a very circuitous way discovered the credit card on which my hosting account drew its monthly payment had expired. Impetus!

    Last summer, I started getting bids on some web site design for a new personal space. Though I was close to dropping the cash several times, I found it hard to justify dropping $2,000 or more on a site to promote…well, me.

    And so, I did what I do when I’m feeling cheap and motivated. I did it myself.

    BradWillis.net is by no means perfect. It’s still under construction. But, in my spare time over the weekend I built pretty much exactly what I wanted for a grand total of zero dollars. (Actually, I wanted BradWillis.com, but someone is sitting on that one and wants an ton of money for it–obviously he has more confidence in the name than I do).

    The entire process of building a resume/portfolio site is an embarrassing one. I can’t take a compliment from people I know, let alone comfortably give one to myself. Still, it serves its purpose and looks a lot better than my old site.

    Now, anyone wanna buy a poker domain?

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    Nov
    15

    Fun with photos

    Posted by: otis | Comments (5)

    The kid’s stamina for Daddy Day ran out somewhere in between Monkey Joe’s and the pet store. So, with some time to kill while he’s napping, I found a nifty little site via lifehacker that lets me do stupid things with photos.

    Click for full versions

    From left to right

    Row 1: Me at night, My buddy Blood on Beckham, Warholian Wil
    Row 2: Pauly as art, Fading Wil, Paris pimps Pauly

    You can do you own at PhotoFunia.

    Oct
    07

    Otis and Google sitting in a tree

    Posted by: otis | Comments (1)

    I think one of the funniest things about certain subsets of rap and hip hop is watching rappers rap about how good they can rap. The Beasties, for instance, got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes. I love finding instances of rappers rapping about their ability to rap. Since I got nuked by Google back in July, I’ve probably spent a little too much time being a blogger who blogs about blogging. I am happy to say those days are hopefully over (at least, after today).

    I noticed a strange thing in my referral logs this morning: a search request from Google that didn’t have me as the 67th result. Somebody had searched for “Otis Blog” and I actually showed up on the first page. I don’t think I have to tell you how fast I did a search for Rapid Eye Reality. And there I was, back at #1.

    What did it take to come back? Well, since a relationship with Google is like being married, I had to do a lot of guessing. First I put nofollow tags on all my ads. Then I requested reinclusion. No dice. Then I realized I had a bunch of archives left over from the Blogger days that still had the old ads. So, I deleted all those pages (which hurts the old search results, but c’est la vie), submitted for reinclusion again, and offered to cook Google meatloaf. Two days later, I was back. I think I’m going to make a tasty cheesey Tex-Mex meatloaf my wife showed me how to make a couple of years ago.

    Do I think any of this had anything to do with me getting back? I dunno. All I know is that I exist in Google’s eyes again and for some reason that makes me happy.

    How happy? Well, so happy I spent half the day making improvements to this old blog. Most of them you will barely notice, if at all. However, I have added something that comes from probably the coolest WordPress plug-in there is. It allowed me to created the Rapid Eye Reality photo gallery in just a matter of minutes.

    So, thereyago.

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    Sep
    02

    Battered Blogger Syndrome

    Posted by: otis | Comments (8)

    Google loves me.  I know it does.  I can see it in its eyes as it completely ignores me.  It’s easier to see love’s reflection in eyes that look through my bloggity soul and to the wall behind my back. 

    We had so many good years.  Google would roll over in bed and whisper in my ear, “You’re number one in my book, baby.”  I’d shudder with validation and ignore the possibility that Google would someday forget I exist.

    How do I know Google loves me, despite de-indexing me and then returning me to small pedestal on page six?  Well, things like Google Chrome for one.  It’s a bouquet of flowers on a night I thought Google would stay out with another blogger until dawn.  It’s 99% of what I want in a browser and faster than any I’ve ever used.  In just two hours of trial, I’ve made it my default browser, despite Astin’s warning about the EULA and the the myriad of tin foil hat theories about Google taking over everything.

    How can I, a belittled and forgotten blogger snort the Google Kool Aid powder with one nostril and blow tear-sniffles out the other?  I can only attribute it to Battered Blogger Syndrome.  There is no reason I should stand up tonight and talk about how much I already love Chrome.  I should be at Google’s front door, crying, pleading, and promising my second born for renewed recognition.  Instead, I’m tweaking my Chrome to the next 2.5 weeks of 16-hour days online as easy as possible. 

    Is there a support group out there for folks like me?

    Aug
    22

    Friday Mental Massage: Prioritizing

    Posted by: otis | Comments (4)

    My kid woke up this morning and knew who I am, so that’s better than yesterday. Since we’ve gotten that out of the way, it’s time for a Friday Mental Massage on priorities.

  • Friday–Okay, these are your potential Friday activities. Work on major project, play disc golf, spend some quality time with the wife, get HD satellite installed, go out of town to play poker, stay in town to see Jerry Douglas play a short show at a small cafe. Every one of those things has to happen today and not all of them will. What do you do?
  • The Great Sticker Conspiracy–Last weekend I noticed a bright green sticker on my mailbox post. I figured it was nothing. Coming home last night, I noticed that select posts in my neighborhood have stickers, too. Some are red, some yellow. I’m a green. Obviously, there is something going on. I don’t know if green means “these people are cool” or “green light to rob blind.” Stay tuned on this one. I’ve been prioritized and I don’t know how.
  • The VEEP nod–Barack Obama has a list. He’s checked it twice, then twice again. I understand having your priorities straight, but even I am getting annoyed with the guy now. You’ve milked this one until its udders are sore. On with it, man.
  • Google loves me not–I started this blog seven years ago next week. For a large majority of that time, I have been #1 for searches for Rapid Eye Reality. I play nice. I’ve offered to cook Google dinner. Meatloaf even. We’re now six weeks into the Google debacle and I’m still #56. Of higher Google priority in the past few weeks to people searching for Rapid Eye Reality? A site that ripped my off my content. Brilliant. I’m trying to be patient and do all the right things. Take me back, Google! This is me standing with a jam box over my head while Peter Gabriel sings “In Your Eyes.”

    That’s all I have. Blogging is not on the priority list today.

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