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Councilwoman Diane Smock has not been kidnapped
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After botching the call on last night’s kidnapping, I feel like I need to redeem myself with a sure thing. Thus, I offer you this fact:
Greenville City Council member Diane Smock is not currently being held at gunpoint in London.
Unfortunately, that’s not what her friends were hearing yesterday.
It started yesterday when Smock’s Facebook account started displaying some pretty scary messages. The messages begged for help and said she was in trouble.
Obviously, Smock’s friends were worried. Some of those people turned to the Facebook chat function where they learned Smock was in London, being held at gunpoint, and needed a money wire immediately. Obviously, it was not an ideal situation. Smock is apparently a frequent traveler and it would not be inconceivable that she could be in London.
When Smock’s phone started ringing off the hook, she knew there was a problem, and it didn’t involve her immediate demise by a kidnapper’s gun. Turns out, her Facebook account had been hacked and somebody was using it in an attempt to fleece her Facebook friends. Smock ended up shutting down her account.
I learned about this from our mutual friend Julie, who wrote later on her Facebook page, “As an elected official, she used Facebook to stay in touch with people and issues in the community. And, like the rest of us, she found lots of fun and laughter in reconnecting with old friends after many, many years of having no contact. It’s an even bigger shame that she never received any communication from Facebook about such despicable actions meant to incite fear and scam money.”
It’s hard to believe this kind of hack is even worth the time for the hacker. Not many people are going to believe such a thing. Then again, the Nigerians seem to have something going with that e-mail scam, so maybe this is just the Web 2.0 version of the old Nigerian Prince thing. If you’re a Facebooker, you might wanna be careful with those passwords.
As I am a Facebook user and frequent traveler to places where kidnappings aren’t necessarily uncommon, I do have a mild concern this kind of thing could end up scaring some of my friends. So, let’s make a deal. If I get kidnapped in Argentina next month, I won’t use Facebook to ask for my ransom money. Deal?
Camouflage and podcasts
Posted by: | CommentsMy son is fascinated with the military. A few weeks back, we pulled into Aunt Sue’s, a country meat and three in Pickens County. A convoy of soldiers pulled in behind us. They ate quickly and returned to their weekend mission. As each one walked out, my son looked up from his mac and cheese and waved. To their credit, most of the soldiers waved back.
It’s not uncommon to see convoys around these parts. We saw one just last weekend as we drove down I-26 toward Columbia. Most of the trucks were covered in the typical brown and green camouflage I always associated with the military. Because I’d never thought about it or bothered to do any research, I wrongly assumed all the green/brown combos were holdovers from the Vietnam era. I wondered aloud to a wife who generously feigned interest in my curiosity, “I wonder why most of the vehicles have switched over to desert camouflage. After all, that’s where a majority of our conflicts are being fought these days.” Then I wondered, perhaps a bit more ominously, if the vehicles were remaining in the green and brown for a different reason–maybe a conflict elsewhere in the world or even on American soil.
As I sat down this morning with absolutely nothing about which to write (I am suffering a pretty painful dearth of anecdotes and Otis miscellany), I thought to research and write a bit about military camouflage. Yes, it’s gotten that desperate. As I started to research the subject, I discovered it was both as interesting as I’d hoped and completely boring as you might expect a paper on camouflage to be. I’d answered my question within a matter of minutes (see. U.S. Woodland for a quick answer).
By the time I’d decided what I was writing would be no more than a rehash of a Wikipedia page, I thought, “Man, this would make a great Stuff You Should Know podcast.” No surprise, the website already has a report on the subject.
I made it several years into my digital life before embracing the world of the podcast. I figured I spent enough time reading on and offline. When I went eyes-free (walking, hanging out in dark places, driving, etc), I generally listened to music. As my eyes-free time expanded recently, I started looking for other ways to fill my brain. Audio books were always kind to me. Back in the early days of my relationship with the wife, we lived eight hours apart for nearly a year. Every two weeks, I’d get off work in Jackson, MS at 6pm on a Friday and drive the eight hours to Columbia, MO where she was still in school. Before I left, I’d stop at Blockbuster and rent a few audio books. They were my friends on I-55 for a very long time. I downloaded a few audio books to my iPod at the end of 2008 and they started filling my recent void.
So, a month or so back, a bunch of friends on Twitter made some recommendations and I set about downloading. Before long, I had hours of content that got me through several long drives and other eyes-free time. Among the shows I listen to on a regular basis (or at least as regularly as they update):
It’s not enough. I need more. As I strive to spend less time in front of my computer, I have to keep my brain working. Podcasts seem to be the way to do it, at least for now.
So, here’s where I go all Lazyweb on you and ask, “What are you listening to?”
Spread this
Posted by: | CommentsYesterday, somebody I know told me, “One of my friends just sent me an e-mail saying the Greenville Police are now writing tickets, even if you are going less than 5 miles per hour over the speed limit!”
I called “hoax” almost immediately. And it was, but one that had spread so quickly that two local TV stations had to do stories saying the e-mail hoax was, in fact, a hoax.
What’s a little depressing about a hoax like that is that it took somewhere between little and no talent to launch. I appreciate a good hoax as much as anybody else, but it’s just lazy.
I don’t mind people using the viral nature of the internet, as long as they are using a little talent in the original product. Here are three viral videos from YouTube. Of the three, you probably have seen one or two. If not, watch them all. You may not necessarily enjoy the content, but you can at least recognize the talent of the people behind it.
#1–I’m pretty sure my wife won’t mind, but I’ve developed a small and surprisingly quick crush on Molly Lewis. I just saw this video this morning, but…well, a songwriting girl with a knack for the funny just hits me in the right spot.
Molly Lewis’ Roadtrip
#2–Naturally7 doing the viral video thing in a Paris subway makes me happy. I saw this video many months ago, but I still think it’s a great example of blatant viral video production that has enough talent behind it that I can look past the fact it is purely a marketing vehicle.
#3–This one is the latest, but since it’s fairly freaking genius, I thought I’d include it anyway. It’s RevoLucian’s Christian Bale Remix. This is not at all my kind of music, but the talent it took to put it together cannot be denied. Oh, and as Bale’s on-set rant was certainly NSFW, so is the remix.
Pardon our mess
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Last summer, the family and I drove up the mountain to Caesars Head. It’s little more than an outcropping of rock in Blue Ridge Mountains that looks vaguely like a face, but it’s a pretty well-known landmark around here and a decent place to go for a day hike. Off in the trees, I spotted something I barely even recognized before. A freaking pay phone. I wondered how many people in a given month used the thing. I put the number at less than ten and moved on.
A few days ago, I got a random comment on random post on Rapid Eye Reality that said something to the effect of “You take some awesome pictures, but your site design could use some work.” For some reason, I focused on the latter part of the comment for the past several days. A lot like an old pay phone, the old version of RER had been around for long enough that I had forgotten how useless and clunky it was. Next thing you know, I’m deciding to and actually re-doing the face of Rapid Eye Reality.
Things could be a bit messy around here for the next few days as I work out some kinks and play with some new designs on the top. Forgive the clutter. It’s part of a greater plan that has yet to be established.
Friday Mental Massage: The big purge
Posted by: | CommentsAfter three days of near-constant downpours, the sun has come out over G-Vegas. The sky is blue, the air is cool, and it feels exactly as a South Carolina December should. As you might have noticed, I took a few days away from blogging in an effort to remain as positive as possible during the holiday season. Now, I’m going to puke all over the screen and then get on with a holly, jolly holiday season.
That oughta do for today. Hope everyone has a happy and healthy one. And to you SOBs in Vegas, a lucky one.
DIY
Posted by: | CommentsLast summer, I got it in my head that it might be time to stop identifying myself publicly with as narrow a scope as I had been. While my life and writing has revolved heavily around one particular niche, it’s not my life’s ambition to write about poker for the rest of my years. I’m okay with it for now and the foreseeable future, but there is going to be a time when writing about how ace-king beat queens just doesn’t massage my soul in a good way. The more I thought about it, I realized that other than this site, I only had one more personal online space and that site was based entirely on poker.
Fast forward to last week when my buddy pinged me to tell me pokerpapers.com was down. I looked into it, and in a very circuitous way discovered the credit card on which my hosting account drew its monthly payment had expired. Impetus!
Last summer, I started getting bids on some web site design for a new personal space. Though I was close to dropping the cash several times, I found it hard to justify dropping $2,000 or more on a site to promote…well, me.
And so, I did what I do when I’m feeling cheap and motivated. I did it myself.
BradWillis.net is by no means perfect. It’s still under construction. But, in my spare time over the weekend I built pretty much exactly what I wanted for a grand total of zero dollars. (Actually, I wanted BradWillis.com, but someone is sitting on that one and wants an ton of money for it–obviously he has more confidence in the name than I do).
The entire process of building a resume/portfolio site is an embarrassing one. I can’t take a compliment from people I know, let alone comfortably give one to myself. Still, it serves its purpose and looks a lot better than my old site.
Now, anyone wanna buy a poker domain?
Fun with photos
Posted by: | CommentsThe kid’s stamina for Daddy Day ran out somewhere in between Monkey Joe’s and the pet store. So, with some time to kill while he’s napping, I found a nifty little site via lifehacker that lets me do stupid things with photos.
From left to right
Row 1: Me at night, My buddy Blood on Beckham, Warholian Wil
Row 2: Pauly as art, Fading Wil, Paris pimps Pauly
You can do you own at PhotoFunia.
Otis and Google sitting in a tree
Posted by: | CommentsI think one of the funniest things about certain subsets of rap and hip hop is watching rappers rap about how good they can rap. The Beasties, for instance, got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes. I love finding instances of rappers rapping about their ability to rap. Since I got nuked by Google back in July, I’ve probably spent a little too much time being a blogger who blogs about blogging. I am happy to say those days are hopefully over (at least, after today).
I noticed a strange thing in my referral logs this morning: a search request from Google that didn’t have me as the 67th result. Somebody had searched for “Otis Blog” and I actually showed up on the first page. I don’t think I have to tell you how fast I did a search for Rapid Eye Reality. And there I was, back at #1.
What did it take to come back? Well, since a relationship with Google is like being married, I had to do a lot of guessing. First I put nofollow tags on all my ads. Then I requested reinclusion. No dice. Then I realized I had a bunch of archives left over from the Blogger days that still had the old ads. So, I deleted all those pages (which hurts the old search results, but c’est la vie), submitted for reinclusion again, and offered to cook Google meatloaf. Two days later, I was back. I think I’m going to make a tasty cheesey Tex-Mex meatloaf my wife showed me how to make a couple of years ago.
Do I think any of this had anything to do with me getting back? I dunno. All I know is that I exist in Google’s eyes again and for some reason that makes me happy.
How happy? Well, so happy I spent half the day making improvements to this old blog. Most of them you will barely notice, if at all. However, I have added something that comes from probably the coolest WordPress plug-in there is. It allowed me to created the Rapid Eye Reality photo gallery in just a matter of minutes.
So, thereyago.
Battered Blogger Syndrome
Posted by: | CommentsGoogle loves me. I know it does. I can see it in its eyes as it completely ignores me. It’s easier to see love’s reflection in eyes that look through my bloggity soul and to the wall behind my back.
We had so many good years. Google would roll over in bed and whisper in my ear, “You’re number one in my book, baby.” I’d shudder with validation and ignore the possibility that Google would someday forget I exist.
How do I know Google loves me, despite de-indexing me and then returning me to small pedestal on page six? Well, things like Google Chrome for one. It’s a bouquet of flowers on a night I thought Google would stay out with another blogger until dawn. It’s 99% of what I want in a browser and faster than any I’ve ever used. In just two hours of trial, I’ve made it my default browser, despite Astin’s warning about the EULA and the the myriad of tin foil hat theories about Google taking over everything.
How can I, a belittled and forgotten blogger snort the Google Kool Aid powder with one nostril and blow tear-sniffles out the other? I can only attribute it to Battered Blogger Syndrome. There is no reason I should stand up tonight and talk about how much I already love Chrome. I should be at Google’s front door, crying, pleading, and promising my second born for renewed recognition. Instead, I’m tweaking my Chrome to the next 2.5 weeks of 16-hour days online as easy as possible.
Is there a support group out there for folks like me?











